Home Depot Trip

I can't make this shit up.
We go to fucking Home Depot, and here are some of the things that happened.
1. Home Depot happened. The most fucking inefficient place in America.
- Who has no fucking doors
- The 4 "automatic" cash registers required 4 employees to help people use them.

2. Hispanic People.
- Hispanic Man: Puedo usar tu metro (Can I used your measuring tape?)
- Noe Burgos: Si (Yes)
- Hispanic Man: (begins to measure door)
- Noe Burgos: La puerta dice cuanto mide aqui (There is a label saying how large the door is right here)
- Hispanic Man: Si pero esta en Ingles (Yes, but it's in English)
- Noe Burgos: No, esta en numeros (No, it's in Numbers).

3. Parrots
Motherfucker walking around with a Parrot on his fucking shoulder.

4. Fake Money
I go buy some fucking Ice Cream. Lady charges me 2 dollars. I give her a twenty. She examines it, refuses to take it. Asks for money. I only have a dollar. She takes that instead of the $20, not because she didn't have chance but because she thought it was fake. It tasted extra good.